The Elf — Has No Shelf

By Sundance

Elf on the Shelf, Catherine Herridge, has been released from employment with CBS as a round of job terminations and cost-cutting initiatives have been triggered. Many people liked Elf on the Shelf Herridge, and she seemed to do a better job than normal given her position(s) inside the machinery.

However, I lost most of my respect for Herridge about 4 yea…