REPORT: DeSantis Campaign Looking For Fat Lady
By Sundance
Help Wanted
WHO: Fat Lady
WHERE: South Carolina
WHEN: Soon
WHAT: Sing
According to numerous meatball sources, somebody sneezed. DeSantis has cancelled Sunday media appearances. It looks like the end is nigh, Armageddon is at hand, it’s over, the drain is circled, a fat lady is needed…