REPORT: DeSantis Campaign Looking For Fat Lady

By Sundance

Help Wanted

• WHO: Fat Lady

• WHERE: South Carolina

• WHEN: Soon

• WHAT: Sing

According to numerous meatball sources, somebody sneezed.  DeSantis has cancelled Sunday media appearances. It looks like the end is nigh, Armageddon is at hand, it’s over, the drain is circled, a fat lady is needed…